I used to love tomatoes. I mean, I LOVED them. Until I found out that they're not a vegetable...they're a fruit. You're like, "Really?" I know, I couldn't believe it at first, too. One day I was enjoying some raw tomatoes and a friend of mine says to me, "Did you know that tomatoes are fruit?" I thought he was joking but he insisted that it was true. He told me to look it up on Wikipedia and I replied that anyone can type whatever they want on Wikipedia, nobody takes that stuff seriously. "Look it up!" he says. I told him, "No, I'm not looking it up, I've got ranch dressing on them. They're a vegetable!"
And the world will keep eating it and nothing will stop them because the world is going to hell in a handbasket of fruit.