So, those who know me, know that my facial skin isn't fussy on being shaved a lot. It gets all angry when I do, so I tend to only shave a few times a week. Well, one of the days I usually shave is Friday but today it was getting a bit rough so I thought I'd trim it down some with my electric shaver. As I was trimming my neck, it caught one of the hairs and took it out, grabbing some skin along with it. I said, "Ow!", because it hurt a bit , and when I say hurt, I mean it didn't just pull the hair, it reached right into my neck and ripped it out. Anyway, a few seconds later some blood started to appear, and no kidding, it looked just like I had surprised a vampire while it was about to bite into my neck, moving a bit so that only one of its fangs got in. Right on my laryngeal prominence. Either that, or this jerk bit into it.
This of course is one of those nasty salad monsters and they like fruit. That's why they go for adam's apples. You know those New Age type salads where they put fruit in them? Fruit...like slices of apple or raisins or even orange. Why are you laughing? You've never seen that? Yes, of course I'm serious. Go to Google and type in weird salads. Do it!