Tonight I stopped in a grocery store to pick up some food and there were some lemon tarts that caught my eye. The "packaged on" date was Dec 2nd. At first, I thought that was a typo, but then I realized that's too far in advance to be one, so then I realized that the grocery chain has some type of time machine, and they're going forward in time to get their product! Then I thought, why would they be doing that? If it was me, I wouldn't go forward in time to get baked goods, I would go back in time to get something worthwhile. For example, it's Thanksgiving down south, and look at this bird from the Late Cretaceous.
Is it just me, or would the idea of leftovers till Easter be fantastic?